The Dancing Baby

If you've watched one of the greatest shows of all time (Ally McBeal), you know what "the dancing baby" is referring to...

In CPR training today, the new rangers had to practice on infant mannequins:

Creepy.
Nevertheless, I am now CPR trained, so if you're choking, I could potentially give you the Heimlich maneuver!

In other news, I was called a "whippersnapper" by some man the other day... "I was at Mt. Rushmore 48 years ago, even before you whippersnapper were even born!" ...a whippersnapper? I'll take it!

I was also hit on by three middle-aged women from New Jersey...
There are about 9 things that were wrong with that whole situation.

AND... best phone call of the day?
"Mount Rushmore Information Center, this is Jacob."
"Hi, are there bathrooms at Mt. Rushmore?"