Mount Rushmore Countdown: 35 hours.
So I'm currently sitting on my bed at my home in Connecticut... it's 2:18am... I should be sleeping, but instead, I'm stressing because I found out today that I need to walk 1.5 miles to and from my apartment and the Mt. Rushmore site every day... and my apartment there has no internet connection... oh and apparently, my apartment has almost nothing in it so I need to buy kitchen supplies when I'm there...
My first question is... will I be attacked by mountain lions every morning on my trek to work? Secondly, is there civilization in South Dakota?? Thirdly, what are the the chances that Dolly Parton will perform an impromptu concert at Mount Rushmore this summer???
Love,
Jacob
First!
ReplyDeleteSecond! And I love you. So excited for your multiple journeys this summer. South Dakota is going to have no idea what hit it! I hope Ilana and I can bring Dolly with us to the brass rail, everyone would love her there.
ReplyDelete1. Your legs are going to be JACKED.
ReplyDelete2. How will you manage this blog with no internet connection at your apartment?
3. To solve your food problem, order ramen noodles and golden grahams bars in bulk.
4. You can just kick mountain lions away with your enormously strong legs... no prob there.
Selfish request: please find me a strapping (straight) park ranger and bring him back to the east coast for me. THANKS!
xo
1. Your legs are already jacked so I can only imagine what weapons they'll be when you're done.
ReplyDelete2. Will you at least be able to get 3g on your cool new iphone?
3. I think the mountain lions will be so infatuated with your legs that they'll be nice to you.
4. My mother wants to send you muffins, so I'll need an address.
5. Miss you.